- August 6th, 2010
Hank, I was not looking at your girl, so I don't appreciate that you put what appears to be a dehydrated squirrel in my blanket fort. That was really childish and scared the shit out of me besides. Don't be an asshole.
Reanne, I don't give a flying donut about how you feel about me - that is over anyway - the childish stomping off is just too much for me. Enjoy your newest conquest - as long as it isn't Evan. That boy is skittish enough as it is without you making him moreso.
Patti, you have a body worth ogling, forgive me for doing so. But don't think I won't ogle again - I have not yet begin to ogle, to be honest.
Oh yeah, Simon. You might as well know right now that there are 8 other men here much better looking than you. Sorry, man. Truth hurts.
Deb? Nice outfit today. And is that a new perfume?
Shut up, Shane. I heard you snicker.